Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Untitled, Mommy with Teeth

I struggled with whether I should publish this post. I don't want you to feel envious of my beauty or my child's talent, but after much prayer and contemplation, I have decided that the world needs to experience the glory of the portrait that my 4-year-old drew of me.




Aren't I lovely?
Try not to hate me for the 7 fingers on my left hand
or my jaunty hair.


Please notice that she included my brain, which if I'm not mistaken, is precisely the size of a pea.






























You may be tempted to print this gorgeous piece of art and send it to everyone you know, but don't forget that you are legally obligated to obtain written authorization from the artist and must send any and all royalties to me.



Dinner last night: tacos




16 comments:

Mother Mayhem said...

BWAHAHA!

While I took it all in, I couldn't help but notice your little chicken feet. How did you manage to have them grow from your head like that?

The Shultzs said...

LOL.....Oh. my word Kim!!! I've been so sick and confined to my couch......I needed this chuckle so much today!! What a beautifully drawn portrait by your little angel. LOL

Karen Mortensen said...

This is too cute. It looks just like you. LOL Actually, it looks a little like my boss. LOL

lilmansworld said...

art runs in the family!

Michele said...

You gave my husband and me a hearty chuckle this morning. Thank you!

Jessica said...

At least you have a brain. My daughter has never given me one of those. But she did give me earrings, maybe that counts for something.

Jen said...

LOL! Now that's a great portrait is I ever saw one.

Joey @ Big Teeth and Clouds said...

I'm relieved that it's your brain. I thought it was a mole at first. I was going to tell you to have that thing looked at!

Katherine said...

Thanks for the giggles. The pictures my four year old draws of me usually show me being angry about chores or being fat. Which is why none of them have become public.

Life is Like a Box of Chocolates said...

I was going to ask what is that spot on your forehead? LOL. Love the earrings!!

CK said...

OH my goodness I am laughing on my side!!! What a DARLING picture. I am SUPER jealous!

Karen Peterson said...

That doesn't look like a monster at all.

;-)

thatgirlblogs said...

Your drawing looks like it needs to go potty :)

LisaDay said...

Ha, ha, ha. I was going to comment on your feet, too.

LisaDay

JD said...

You're mommy potato head!!!!

Nabeel's Cosmos said...

lol, seeing the huge red arrow made me laugh :)